Monday, December 28, 2009

Anyone missing me???

Still here, just having a bit of internet problems at home so not posting as much.

I'm sure my hoards of blog fans are having withdrawl from my rants......

....back soon with a brand new version of the world!!!
Sharif

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

No. 7 Vick is back!


He made his return to Atlanta with the Eagles and what a return! They all wore their old Falcons 7 shirts. They all started by booing him. Then he ran in a TD and tried to give the ball to a Dirty Birds fan that was cheering him. By the end of it they were chanting for him to come back.
It was unfortunate that he had to go to prison (DOG FIGHTING CHARGES??? Murderers get less!!) and the rookie Ryan did such a good job. Had they not decided to start building the franchise around him then they may well have re-signed Vick. The guy is brilliant.
I hope he can pick up his career and turn himself into a legend

Sharif

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Arrogant Bastards

Chelsea just lost 2-1 to Manchester City in the Premier League. Brilliant!! To see the arrogance coming out of those over paid twats from Stamford Bridge when things weren't going their way was a joy!
They were like a bunch of spoilt rich kids. Constantly complaining to the Ref. Throwing their hands in the air. Cursing everyone. Walking away from officials then they were called over.
Drogba needs a good kicking to put him in his place. Lampard missing his penalty was magic.
They don't deserve the title.

Friday, December 4, 2009

FIFA World Cup draw 2010

What a crock of shit!!! For the love of god just pick the fucking balls out of the bowls and tell us who's in which group. Do it with Bikini Clad Models if you want people to enjoy it, but please HURRY UP!!!!

And I can't believe that Charlie Theron agreed to play the dumb blonde bird! "Oh please tell me how the groups work...hehehhehehe". Dear me, can she make herself sound any more stereotypical female??? Mind you she looked GOOD! And I think she was enjoying David Beckhams' company on stage ;-)

How many more smug, head's of FA's could you cram into one hall? Everything that's wrong with football in one place.

Roll on the actual sport.....

Monday, November 30, 2009

Cardiff City Football players


I had a great morning on Saturday 28th November. Why you might ask? Well I was lucky enoughto be allowed to the CCFC training ground to have my picture taken with some of the players who are supporting the Movember Charity. They were so nice even though I was like a star struck teenager!!
They were kind enough to sign one of my shirts which I will be auctioning off for Movember.
Here's a picture to prove I was there. I'm the dorky looking one in the middle!!
From left to Right: Gabor Geypes, David Marshall, Mark Hudson, Me!!, Peter Whittingham, Joe Ledley, Mark Kennedy.

UK Sailors held in Iran

Begs the question....WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING CLOSE ENOUGH TO IRANIAN WATERS TO BE TAKEN????

I'm no yachty type person and have no idea about international waters and boundaries but I do no that I'd be far enough away from their waters so as to avoid bumping into any of their navy.

Race or no race, go the long way round!

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Video Game Nerds

No, that's an insult to nerds. This post is about those twats that think having the most expensive graphics card with the most numbers after it with the biggest RAM on it is what makes a great gaming PC.
I had to build my PC on a budget. Got a dual core processor. Got an 8400GS. The card isn't actually too bad. However the amount of people who think they know all about PC's go on as if it is an etch-a-sketch (thanks to some work colleagues for that one!!). They go on about their £500, latest top of the range cards and how they can play Crysis at top settings and get 2,000,000 FPS......get a life! You do know that monitors refresh at 60FPS don't you? Knobs.
I have been searching for help on getting TF2 settings help. I was having major problems. I was despondent. My system should have worked according to Steam. I was starting to believe the uneducated Forum pricks. Then I discovered, from the proper Video Game Geeks, the educated ones who know what is best, the ones with knowledge, the ones who realise you can't always buy the latest from Nvidia, that TF2, and many other shooter games, are CPU dependent. You can run a lot of Valve games on old cards, so long as you have a half decent CPU.
So I re-looked at my PC. What could it be? HEAT! It's all about the temperature. So I re-applied some silver stuff on my CPU and reversed one of the fans on my case (yes they were all blowing in!) and viola it all worked at almost top settings on TF2. I cannot describe how happy I am!
So, to summarise, ignore the majority of the twats on forums and listen to the proper players, not the spawn camping fuckers who have their mums bring them dinner on a tray to their black bedrooms as they crack one off looking at some goblin woman on their second monitor.

If you're getting loads of stuttering or low FPS on HL2 engine games it may be a heating issue in the case. Try it. Swap a fan around. Vacum all the dust out. Try anything. But give it a go before you feel the need to have to upgrade.

Satisfied Gamer
Sharif!