Forward this on or DIE!!!!

Just had an email forwarded to me of some bizarre picture of Jesus telling me to forward it onto 10 people as some bloke in Argentia died because he didn't and some blokes PA lost her family because she forgot to when he asked and then he died......HOW GULLIABLE ARE YOU ALL?????
Even if these people did have this bad luck do you realise how many people get these emails and don't forward it on? Millions? And how many people die? These people would have the same thing happen to them even if they didn't get the email.
It's no wonder the rich get richer and the poor get poorer...it's because they aren't as stupid!

Union Leaders

Or should I say "Wannabe politicians who were probably not accepted into the community as they are big useless losers with inferiority complexes, small dicks and fat stomachs and were picked on at school and now love the position of power".
Unions. The bane of Capitalism. If you don't like your working conditions then GET A NEW JOB! Stop expecting a pay rise. Better yourself. Stop expecting people to make your life better by giving you more money. There are always people more grateful than you for that job.
BA should sack the lot of them and hire anyone willing to serve food and deal with abuse on a plane.
Oh yeah, that's where this came from. The whole BA dispute. And stop asking for a reaction fromthe Government. IT'S A PRIVATE BUSINESS THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO HAVE A VIEW!
Unions. Get rid of the fuckers

So amny topics that I've missed out ranting about....kidnapped sailors.....child killing kids grown up and released....The weather.....oooo don't kick me I play for Arsenal.....But I'll make sure that whenever anything pops into my head I'll get it down here!

Hello world....

Found a way to post to my blog while at work!! Yeah! I can bore you all and rant while I wait for internet to be restored to my home!!

Still offline

Sorry Bloggers but I'm still offline at home. I know you're missing my rants!

THere's so much as well! Crap Winter Olympic coverage by the BBC (At least use attractive women to present the show and not a horse and some Scottish bird!), grit everywhere (any council need some they can get it from every nook and cranny in my house! Thanks Rushcliffe. You going to pay to replace the scratched floor boards? It's not my fault there's so many half-witted, clumsy twats out there!), the weather (yes it's there, deal with it!) and many, many other things!

I will try and get more on here soon. We're still very, very poor :-(

Sharif

Lostprophets

I fulfilled a dream on the 7th February 2010. It's not often that this can be said but I did.
Everyone has ridiculous dreams, like winning the lottery, living in a mansion, supermodel orgies....then there are the ones that may happen should things work out right.
I have several of these. Be in America to watch a Superbowl on TV, own a nice car, have a job I want.....then each of these may have an even harder sub section......get tickets to see the Superbowl, own an Autin Martin, work for a major video game company.....
Well I have acheived a few of these goals already. The most notable are:
-Not only getting married but marrying a sexy stunner
-Not only having kids but having 2 beautiful, healthy daughters
-Not only seeing Wales win a Grand Slam but seeing them live at Millenium Stadium

So, back to the 7th Feb. I'm not a live music person. However I would like to see 3 bands (having seen Faith No More inmy teens!); Foo Fighters, Aerosmith and, for most of this decade, Lostprohets. The additional sub section for this is to see them at the mighty Rock City. I'd given up the ghost on the Rock City part as I thought they'd all be too big to play there.
Then They came (turns out it was the 4th time they'd played there but I'm not an up-to-date music person so didn't realise!!).
The Prophets at Rock City! I risked everything in October and used our last £50 to get tickets. I kept the secret from my lovely wife until Christmas (which was so hard as she is obsessed with them as well!). Then we went.
Aside from the fact that it was the first time in over a year that we'd been able to go out together (thanks sexy Jen for baby sitting) this night was amazing. Queueing was exciting. Seeing the mix of people was amazing. Even catching a glimpse of the Hexes guitarist with fag in mouth getting a bag from the ex-Royal Mail van (even thought we had no idea who he was!) was great!
I'm not going to go into details about the gig, but the support acts were brilliant (The Hexes and Kids in Glass Houses) and the Lostprophets were...well perfect. It bettered anything I thought possible. The show was amazing. Some songs nearly brought tears to my eyes. Funny in places ("What's that? The fucking universal hand signal for Godzilla?)" Genius!) and musically just FUCKING GREAT!!!!

One other point. Seeing nearly 3,000 people in the Rock capital of the world, worshipping 5 Welshmen like that reminded me how proud I am to be Welsh. We rule the world!!

I'm now trying to raise money for the newly instated CIA gig on 1st May. Am I allowed to sell children on ebay? £54 seems like a million!

Anyway, guys if you happen to stumble across this blog, I want to thank you for a great night and hope to see you play again soon. My wife wants to profess her love for you all and she's yours if I can have tickets and backstage passes and a few drinks with you all!!!

Lostprophets. Rock Gods!!!!

Anyone missing me???

Still here, just having a bit of internet problems at home so not posting as much.

I'm sure my hoards of blog fans are having withdrawl from my rants......

....back soon with a brand new version of the world!!!
Sharif