Play off final

Big day today. Cardiff City take on Blackpool City in the play off final. Winner goes into the Premiership. The Premiership!!!! Can't believe how close we are (I don't like using 'we' when talking about Cardiff but you know what I don't care today!! ). It's where the club needs to be. It's what South Wales needs.
Watching all the coverage and I'm sick of all the Blackpool loving. "Fairy Tale story if they get there...", "Holloway would be great in the Premiership...", "it's been 31 years since Blackpool have been in the top flight", blah-de-blah-de-blah!!! Sick of it! They only want them in there so that they can have a laugh at there misfortune, so that they can be on the end of a couple of 8 nil drubbings, so that the big teams can point at the simpletons from the North West.......Nothing about wanting Cardiff there. Think it's because they think we could stay up. Because we have the structure to establish ourselves there. They worry!!!

Anyway, now that's off my chest, I'm off to "enjoy" the match. I'm cacking my pants!! Wish I was able to afford to see them more. Hopefully new job and I can see lots of them next season. Hopefully in the Premiership.......COME ON CARDIFF!!!!

KEIR HARDIE: How does he do it?

KEIR HARDIE: How does he do it?

Must be hung like a donkey!!!

Women of Nottingham

My God there were some gorgeous women in Nottingham today. Sun was out, low cut tops were on, legs were out.....stunning.....well not ALL of them.
While I may have been seen to be admiring some of the stunners I was also seen to be gawping at some of the absolute munters that were walking around as well!! Who tells them that they looks good in those clothes???? Crop tops are great...SO LONG AS YOUR GUT ISN'T OVERHANGING YOUR TROUSERS!!!!
You get the idea. Beauty and the beasts. The contrast was unbelievable.

Think Bike....Think get the f**k out of my way then!

I need to state something before this post. I don't hate all motorcyclists. I certainly don't hate motorcycles; I think they are beautiful machines.

However......

This morning, as I was being let out onto Radcliffe Road (a main road in Nottingham) by a car I had to brake to avoid the fucking twat on a motorbike that was tear arsing up the inside off the cars and then shot past me into the middle of the road without battering an eyelid!

Then about 3 seconds after that a fucking idiot on a lawnmower engined gay scooter shot past my inside into the bus lane like a twat!

And then on the Colwick Loop Road as I came off the roundabout by Nottingham Racecourse ANOTHER one overtook me and proceeded to overtake the rest of the traffic by flying down the other side of the road which was busy with traffic!!!!!

WHAT IS IT WITH THESE ARSEHOLES???!???!!? They want motorists to give them respect and look twice and keep an eye out for them and then they clearly break every rule of the road. If I'd even slightly jerked the car to the right and caused him to crash in someway I would have been the one who would have been demonised yet he was the one being a fucking tool!

Just because they have 2 wheels they think they have the right to overtake whenever they like.

Fucking pricks.

I know it's not all of them. I know the majority are very good riders. Unfortunately the actions of a few cause many of us to form our views about the rest. So to all you careful, sensible motorcyclists please ignore the above rant!

FIFA Staff Holidays

I see it's holiday sesaon soon for FIFA staff. Yes, that's right, they off on the "Country Inspections" for the World Cup Host Nations for 2018 and 2022. These are due to start in December so I imagine it will be the Southern Hemisphere Nations first and then the Northern ones later in 2011 when it warms up a bit north of the Equator.

So corrupt they may as well be an African Government. Sick of them deciding who gets tournaments based on how nice they were treated.

Football has nothing to do with it. These people have no right to be running it.

World Cups should only be staged by countries that already have the infrastructure in place; stadiums, transport, hotels etc.. And if this was the case there would be no need for the fat, freeloading, rich pigs who supposedly run world football to get as much out of all these bidding countries as they would have all the information they need without going there.

That's what I think anyway

Cardiff City are on the way to Wembley!!!

GET IN!!!! We're in the play off final! One match to go until the Premiership!!!
Great game from the Cardiff players....I think.....games a bit hazy now as I was feeling sick all the way through it.....we won anyway!!!

Human Rights and Big Brother...my ass!!!!

I've decided that people are just stupid. I think it's why I play video games and watch...er..stuff instead of talking to people. I know what you're thinking; "but Sharif you always have been like this, why tell us now?". Well it came about this lunchtime. My lunch buddy, Lindsey, has been off sick for a few days. So without her to talk to I have had to read the Nottingham Evening Post. And even worse I've actually read most of it in detail! So back to why I think people are stupid. The letters page. Why do I do it to myself? WHY???

A couple of points that I feel I need to make to the imbeciles that write into the Evening Post:

1. Having your car photographed to see how long you have been parked somewhere is NOT an infringement on your human rights! For fucks sake get a fucking life! They have every right to take a photo as proof. No doubt it is land owned by someone else so in future DON'T PARK THERE YOU TWAT!!!
2. If you didn't get a fine for something illegal or if you paid the damn thing on time then they wouldn't have to send the Bailiffs round to your house. I got a fine for not having a TV License. I didn't agree with it but tough. Laws are laws. So I paid it. No Bailiffs kicking my door in legally while I was out to catalogue stuff to take. No problem. PAY THE FUCKING FINE ON TIME AND STOP COMPLAINING! DON'T BREAK THE LAW IN THE FIRST PLACE!

From the letters in the paper there does seem to be the general feeling that we are being spied on and tracked. Please, how important do you think you are? THEY are not watching you unless you do something to make them want to watch you. I'm pretty sure they can't be bothered to watch you either. Stop being twats and get on with it. If you don't like it try to make a change via your MP. If nothing happens they try and overthrow the Government. Then They will watch you and you can feel justified.

Disclaimer: Not all readers of the Evening Post are Twats. Just some of them!

ConLib or LabLib?

Looks like Mr Clegg might not be a Power Hungry Whore after all!
Seems he's off to have talks with Labour now. He's like a teenager who's been given free access to all the porn sites on the Net!!!
I'm a bit sorry that Gordon and his weird jaw movement is going but I imagine that is one of the clauses in Clegg's wish list. I think it's because the dialogue of the meeings go something like this:

Mr Cameron : Hi Nick. What do you want so that you'll join our team and I can be Ruler! Mwahahahahaha!!
Mr Clegg (In a Cartman voice): Why don't you suck my balls.....Mr Cameron!

Now I can't see him wanting Mr Brown to do the same can you??? Now Mr Miliband is a nice pretty public school type.....

DISCLAIMER: I'm sure that didn't happen and I do not want anyone to think that I am implying that the party leaders are in anyway engaged or do they practice in ball licking

Anyway, I'm off to call my Politically minded genius of a brother and find out what the hell is going on in the country!!

Nottingham missing from Google!

If you want directions from Nottingham to any other city in the UK and you typw this into Google Maps you get that it cannot be calculated! Quite funny I think!
However this tiny anomaly has been turned into an entire page news story, with images, in our local newspaper The Nottingham Evening Post. A WHOLE PAGE!!!! Does it really matter? Google don't hate Nottingham. Who do you think you are, China???? Now, unfortuantely all their simplier readers will take it personally and the local chip on the shoulder will appear and everyone will say how rude this is and there'll be a follow up story, probably involving street interviews.....dear God local papers are shit!