ConLib or LabLib?

Looks like Mr Clegg might not be a Power Hungry Whore after all!
Seems he's off to have talks with Labour now. He's like a teenager who's been given free access to all the porn sites on the Net!!!
I'm a bit sorry that Gordon and his weird jaw movement is going but I imagine that is one of the clauses in Clegg's wish list. I think it's because the dialogue of the meeings go something like this:

Mr Cameron : Hi Nick. What do you want so that you'll join our team and I can be Ruler! Mwahahahahaha!!
Mr Clegg (In a Cartman voice): Why don't you suck my balls.....Mr Cameron!

Now I can't see him wanting Mr Brown to do the same can you??? Now Mr Miliband is a nice pretty public school type.....

DISCLAIMER: I'm sure that didn't happen and I do not want anyone to think that I am implying that the party leaders are in anyway engaged or do they practice in ball licking

Anyway, I'm off to call my Politically minded genius of a brother and find out what the hell is going on in the country!!